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Advice on becoming an MMA fighter

  • January 31, 2015 5:18 AM EST

    I figure I don't have the best looking face, so why not become an MMA fighter. Any sugestion?

    • 30 posts
    January 31, 2015 2:09 PM EST
    Ya dont get hit in the face, and take a shit before the fight cause when you get KOed you dont want to shit your pants
    • 11 posts
    January 31, 2015 3:12 PM EST

    1. i guess first of all the obvious, win! after that...

    2. you are gonna need some cool shorts, a rad tat, and a haircut with a lightning bolt design.

    3. you probably should know how to fight, this is just a suggestion but if you wanna win, it could be helpful.

    4. try not to get hit! this will help with the winning part, as will the lightning bolt hair design.

    5. train! look left!

    6 no i meant TRAIN! (dont look left) go out into the forest, find a nice thick tree, kick it down with your bare foot!

    7. use that face to your advantage and get a wrestling mask! unveil your hideousness at the right time for the calculated shock factor.

     

    i guess that's it man! now go get em tiger!

  • January 31, 2015 3:38 PM EST

    LOL "Look left" that's the greatest thing I've ever heard!

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    January 31, 2015 10:19 PM EST

    deleted member, already??

    • 11 posts
    February 1, 2015 5:15 AM EST

    i guess hes training!

     

    • 36 posts
    February 1, 2015 10:25 AM EST

    you need tough bone structure, especially the bones of the cranium, eye sockets, jaw, and hands/knuckles....i've got none of that, so i prefer a good pistol

    • 13 posts
    February 1, 2015 2:01 PM EST

    Well first off...if it isn't obvious...Learn to fight really well 

    • 34 posts
    February 2, 2015 5:43 AM EST

    Is tickling against the rules :)

    • 19 posts
    February 2, 2015 11:01 AM EST

    kkarver said:

    deleted member, already??

    Is there a way to see who got deleted and why? I miss that.

    • 12 posts
    February 2, 2015 1:40 PM EST

    nmash6 said:

    kkarver said:

    deleted member, already??

    Is there a way to see who got deleted and why? I miss that.

     

    The deleted member was a whinny girl. Met him in chat, he tried to create drama out of nothing. He was psychotic. 

    • 35 posts
    November 26, 2015 1:37 PM EST

    Sweep the leg!!!!!!!

     

    • 34 posts
    November 27, 2015 11:54 AM EST

    Huerq said:

    Sweep the leg!!!!!!!

    Finish him !!!!!!!